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beka-tiddalik:

frostyemma:

naamahdarling:

rustybottlecap:

roach-works:

neontologist:

menacevessel:

Broke: it doesn’t get better

replicated:

telling teenagers it doesn’t get better is so cruel and irresponsible. you’re suppose to be the adult stop trying to get doomer cred and act like a sympathetic human being

Woke: it’s gets better if you put in the work to MAKE it better

ok but your brain finishes re-wiring itself and completes the adolescent maturation process at around age 27-30 so it literally does just get better

reaching thirty is like making it to a save point. it really does get better. 

This is all the more important right now with the pandemic potentially wasting a big portion of many kids’ childhood and teenage years. They musn’t think this is it for them. Hell no.

And things aren’t set for you after 30. I was suffering miserably at 30. I’m 43 new, and have a new life and am the happiest I have ever ever been. It gets better. Yes, even for ADULTS, it can get better.

It gets so much better.

Despite the general ups and downs of life (and there have been some DOWNS), my life is better in almost every way than it was in my 20s.

Stick around. It gets better.

The best days of your life come after you gain some eexperience in figuring yourself out and have the agency to do stuff you actually care about. Highschool is too early for both of those

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patterbay:

jennysparksandtheauthority:

Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…

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Here’s part of Disney’s statement…

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Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.

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And because context is everything…

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Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.

Last, but not least:

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I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.

✨Slay✨

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anxietyproblem:

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mcbuenopants:

mcbuenopants:

i am HIGH AF

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos

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lipoil:

Me @ myself: it’s not that serious
Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj

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minyardx:

you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

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iamblothhundr:

arabian-batboy:

arabian-batboy:

arabian-batboy:

arabian-batboy:

I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??

Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.

Was anybody going to tell me that Alfred already has his own solo show and it’s currently on it’s 2nd season??

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And the Batmobile is apparently is going to have its own show too??

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Okay but the fact that Teen Titans Go managed to predict this makes all of this even funnier

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They also did Commissioner Jim Gordon in Gotham!

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scorrigan:

budacub:

ihearttoys:

disquietiswhatitis:

@stennnn06

The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech

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funnytwittertweets:

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guerrillatech:

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